Corrupt a wish!

Simply corrupt the above user's wish and make a wish of your own.

I wish I had the perfect ramen.

that had ketchup all over it.

I wish I had a butler

Who is a terrible klutz and keeps spilling the tea.

I wish I won the lottery!

and the grand price was a mile high of unfinished homework

I wish I had an awesome hat

That "awesome hat" had moth balls.

I wish I had Kyo. Loooooool.

for a most hated rival! >

I wish I had moldable crayons

Moldable? That was a euphemism, they were melted, right onto the floor!

I wish... I wish I could fly through the stars on a Nyan cat.

And then get too close to the sun, causing the icing to melt off and the pastry to burn. :C

I wish I was an all-powerful Overlord.

Oh, great, MechaPandaZ the tyrant. The people you rule all decide to do a rebellion using primitive weapons that are quite effective, and the war of thousands against only you, ends you up in a dungeon. Reprogrammed. Repackaged. You're pink and white now.

I wish to marry Bill Gates. Lol, just kidding.
I wish to get out of high school! 8D

so I cold huddle next to the fire along with my hobo friends

I wish to be immune to any kind of sickness

The operation to make you immune to any sort of illness fails and you become a hypochondriac.

I wish to run for Prime Minister; with a pie campaign!

then be booed of stage when I'm making a speech

I wish to be one with mother Russia xD ( -J-)

Mother Russia owns you with his lead pipe before you can say "vodka".

I wish I had a Jeep Wrangler. No, seriously, I love them.

that tips over and crushes you most beloved stuff toy/ item in to its bloody/ stuffy demise

I wish for a pet fish

Said pet fish dies two days later. It floats.

I wish to go to a Coldplay concert.

then get arrested for bad behavior

I wish for some sushi

It was out of the cooler too long. Food poisoning!

I wish for a white, fluffy Persian cat; a red, velvety arm chair; a binding strap (to hide ya-know-whats); a grey suit; and a beard. The perfect set up.

which all burst into flames... except for the cat... the cat is cool

i wish for an unlose-able pen

The pen went "poof" before it received its "unloseable" quality in the factory. Disappoint!

I wish I was taller, in proportion to that god.

than an ant.

I wish that it wasn't so cloudy outside.

KRAKKABOOM! It's pouring. :c

I wish for ice cream.

That has snail juice in it

I wish i could speak a nordic langauge

Hm. How did all the Nordic language resources suddenly disappear?

I want a unicorn.

that craps rainbow coloured crap on my sofa every hour

I wish for world peace!

Worlds remains the same as ever.

I wish for a popsicle.