From the heavens, descends the black and white iron fortress, MechaPandaZ!

I am the great and powerful MechaPandaZ. As is likely obvious, I am a Panda Android. I am here because the Administrator offered me copious amounts of bamboo. In exchange, I am to post on this forum every so often and regulate some of the things that go on. In other words, if you're breaking the rules, then I, in the name of Almighty Zeus, will smash you into Atoms.

O wonderfully glossy, technologically advanced Panda Android, I welcome thee to thy forums. Very informative piece you've written here, that makes me wonder if when this forum has more members and becomes more active if you'd like to be a mod and such a wonderful piece of literature makes me wonder even more that if your threats will scare the crap out of other members?

We shall see. And to be honest, that was a reference.

You voted me down? D: And I was only kidding....

Actually, I didn't know what those buttons were. I just pressed them. My bad.

(laugh) That's OK.